Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...