Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...