Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!