Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...