What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...