Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...