If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
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A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
The Tyson one-liners
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Bingo Card
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A Perfect Woman Is…
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Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.