Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.