30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
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Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
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|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...