Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...