Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...