I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Nerds versus jocks
|An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...