sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!