Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
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The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...