Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...