Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...