What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
A crowd had gathered around a whore and…
A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...