You might be a redneck if…
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...