Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Check your Dirty IQ!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...