A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...