Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...