Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...