Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...