Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.