Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
How to speak Southern
|WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!