On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...