What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
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How many calories do we burn during sex
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Valentine Day Story
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
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The Great Escape
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Ouch
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A very insulting parrot
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