Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...