Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...