Darwin Awards
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Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
If Scientists Wrote Nursery Rhymes
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Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...