Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Medium Smeduim!
For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!