If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...