Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...