The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...