Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...