Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...