The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...