The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...