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Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...