Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...