Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...