Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...