Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...