How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
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Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
ZipperGate Update…
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OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...