Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Cat jokes 08
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If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...