Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...