Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Trial Of The Century
Trial Of The Century Transcript Reveals Objectionable Methods By Dave Barry, Sunday, March 19,...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...