Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...