Can\’t See
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A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Monkey Organization
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Stupid sports quotes
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Swallowed A Mouse
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Newfie fun
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Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!