Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Strong Britain
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A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
George Carlin: I’m a BAD American
George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.